Wow...

Wow...

It has been such a long time that I have posted a rant. Sorry about that...

Anyway, I have a new YouTube channel devoted to my new angst-filled rants! (As well as showing off my jailbroken iPod Touch)

http://www.youtube.com/user/Yousayit1st?feature=mhum

I will try to think of new things to rant about from now on, in the meantime... you can post up some suggestions in the comments section about something you want me to rant about.

I will accept anything and try to make it angst-y and funny at the same time.

Thanks

-M

HOLY CRAP GUYS!

Well... I almost forgot that I had a blog.

: |

Anyway... I was on a bit of a hiatus and whatnot
(Her excuse)

*cough

So... this time I am going to continue posting about things that I hate and whatnot. Very exciting.

(No... not really)

*sigh

Adfail.

I lol'd.

People younger than me giving me advice on things

The other day some grade nine chick gave me fashion advice saying that I should wear short skirts. I just smiled and nodded and left quickly after that.

Like... no. I am a dignified (ok... a little bit tbh) woman, not some bimbo that texts "ilu" on her pink cellphone.

I also did not come out of that person's vagina.

<_<''

The only advice I will ever listen to is my mom's (my dad's... not so much).

Stupid minor-niners.

Not so tough are you now?

So... I was getting to work on shredding some pieces of mail that really had no interest to me whatsoever (I just saw a whole pile of them sitting on the counter right by my front door). So just as I was shredding some pieces of junk mail (just for fun) the shredder stopped working. So I tried switching it on and off and it still wouldn't turn on, so then I decided to give it a bit of a tap and it still wouldn't work. A little bit frustrated I started to punch it and it still wouldn't work. So I kept punching it and punching it and still... IT WOULD NOT WORK! So I thought of something... I thought that if kicking it would make it work. I gave it one swift kick, and it started working.

Oh... don't tell my dad btw.

C:

People taking too damn long to decide

Ok... so I was waiting at the counter at my work, crossing my arms over the counter with a fake grin plastered across my face as I exchanged looks with this woman.

"Have you decided on something yet?"

I say after ten minutes while tapping my fingers along the newly bleached cutting board with a knife in the other hand.

"Hmmmm... Uhhh... OH! Wait... Uhhh?"

*eyerolls

"I think I will have the schezuan chicken wrap... NO WAIT! The asian vegetable wrap... NO! T-t-the strawberry chicken one... NO NO NO!"

*quiet growl

PICK SOMETHING ALREADY!

*woman leaves

...

Mother & Daughter tag team

Today after school me and my mom spent some much needed time together, which was awesome don't get me wrong.

:D

We caught a movie together, we saw Men Who Stare at Goats which was pretty awesome despite how weird it was.

AAAANNYYYWAAAAY!!!

We went to Sushi Train to grab a bit to eat (I got salmon sashimi (sushi is cooked stuff btw). After the delightfully light meal we went to the counter to go pay and all of the sudden my mom touches my shoulder and whispers in my ear "Look at that kid."
So I turned and looked and saw standing right there by the doorway the boy who used to pick on me!

SON OF A BITCH!

He saw me and looked at me, my mom then noticed and stood in front of me. Her spine was straight and she placed her hands on her hips and gave the kid THE LASERS! (I am not fucking kidding... FUCKING LASERS!) She did not once break her eye contact. I did the same thing that she was doing. Both of us were staring him down, making sure to make him uncomfortable. He was cowering and holding himself like a chicken shit (I am pretty sure he wet himself... in the bad sort of way) . After he left to be seated at a table I felt like I wanted to chase him down and beat the shit out of him (I am not kidding).

This was the best night EVER! Watching my favorite actor preform, eating slices of raw fish and making someone suffer.

;D