I lol'd.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
People younger than me giving me advice on things
The other day some grade nine chick gave me fashion advice saying that I should wear short skirts. I just smiled and nodded and left quickly after that.
Like... no. I am a dignified (ok... a little bit tbh) woman, not some bimbo that texts "ilu" on her pink cellphone.
I also did not come out of that person's vagina.
<_<''
The only advice I will ever listen to is my mom's (my dad's... not so much).
Stupid minor-niners.
Like... no. I am a dignified (ok... a little bit tbh) woman, not some bimbo that texts "ilu" on her pink cellphone.
I also did not come out of that person's vagina.
<_<''
The only advice I will ever listen to is my mom's (my dad's... not so much).
Stupid minor-niners.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Not so tough are you now?
So... I was getting to work on shredding some pieces of mail that really had no interest to me whatsoever (I just saw a whole pile of them sitting on the counter right by my front door). So just as I was shredding some pieces of junk mail (just for fun) the shredder stopped working. So I tried switching it on and off and it still wouldn't turn on, so then I decided to give it a bit of a tap and it still wouldn't work. A little bit frustrated I started to punch it and it still wouldn't work. So I kept punching it and punching it and still... IT WOULD NOT WORK! So I thought of something... I thought that if kicking it would make it work. I gave it one swift kick, and it started working.
Oh... don't tell my dad btw.
C:
Oh... don't tell my dad btw.
C:
Saturday, November 21, 2009
People taking too damn long to decide
Ok... so I was waiting at the counter at my work, crossing my arms over the counter with a fake grin plastered across my face as I exchanged looks with this woman.
"Have you decided on something yet?"
I say after ten minutes while tapping my fingers along the newly bleached cutting board with a knife in the other hand.
"Hmmmm... Uhhh... OH! Wait... Uhhh?"
*eyerolls
"I think I will have the schezuan chicken wrap... NO WAIT! The asian vegetable wrap... NO! T-t-the strawberry chicken one... NO NO NO!"
*quiet growl
PICK SOMETHING ALREADY!
*woman leaves
...
"Have you decided on something yet?"
I say after ten minutes while tapping my fingers along the newly bleached cutting board with a knife in the other hand.
"Hmmmm... Uhhh... OH! Wait... Uhhh?"
*eyerolls
"I think I will have the schezuan chicken wrap... NO WAIT! The asian vegetable wrap... NO! T-t-the strawberry chicken one... NO NO NO!"
*quiet growl
PICK SOMETHING ALREADY!
*woman leaves
...
Friday, November 20, 2009
Mother & Daughter tag team
Today after school me and my mom spent some much needed time together, which was awesome don't get me wrong.
:D
We caught a movie together, we saw Men Who Stare at Goats which was pretty awesome despite how weird it was.
AAAANNYYYWAAAAY!!!
We went to Sushi Train to grab a bit to eat (I got salmon sashimi (sushi is cooked stuff btw). After the delightfully light meal we went to the counter to go pay and all of the sudden my mom touches my shoulder and whispers in my ear "Look at that kid."
So I turned and looked and saw standing right there by the doorway the boy who used to pick on me!
SON OF A BITCH!
He saw me and looked at me, my mom then noticed and stood in front of me. Her spine was straight and she placed her hands on her hips and gave the kid THE LASERS! (I am not fucking kidding... FUCKING LASERS!) She did not once break her eye contact. I did the same thing that she was doing. Both of us were staring him down, making sure to make him uncomfortable. He was cowering and holding himself like a chicken shit (I am pretty sure he wet himself... in the bad sort of way) . After he left to be seated at a table I felt like I wanted to chase him down and beat the shit out of him (I am not kidding).
This was the best night EVER! Watching my favorite actor preform, eating slices of raw fish and making someone suffer.
;D
:D
We caught a movie together, we saw Men Who Stare at Goats which was pretty awesome despite how weird it was.
AAAANNYYYWAAAAY!!!
We went to Sushi Train to grab a bit to eat (I got salmon sashimi (sushi is cooked stuff btw). After the delightfully light meal we went to the counter to go pay and all of the sudden my mom touches my shoulder and whispers in my ear "Look at that kid."
So I turned and looked and saw standing right there by the doorway the boy who used to pick on me!
SON OF A BITCH!
He saw me and looked at me, my mom then noticed and stood in front of me. Her spine was straight and she placed her hands on her hips and gave the kid THE LASERS! (I am not fucking kidding... FUCKING LASERS!) She did not once break her eye contact. I did the same thing that she was doing. Both of us were staring him down, making sure to make him uncomfortable. He was cowering and holding himself like a chicken shit (I am pretty sure he wet himself... in the bad sort of way) . After he left to be seated at a table I felt like I wanted to chase him down and beat the shit out of him (I am not kidding).
This was the best night EVER! Watching my favorite actor preform, eating slices of raw fish and making someone suffer.
;D
Hot 'n' Cold
Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
>_<
I think of dirty things upon seeing or hearing these lyrics. Like... I have a German friend who in which whenever he came with the family to run errands he would dance to this song in his seat every time it came on. He invented a little dance for it (I am guessing you probably know what he does with his hands for "You're in and you're out").
ಠ_ಠ
Now I hate the song and it made me hate female singers even more. Katy Perry is untalented and I was so angry to see her plastered all over one of my Seventeen magazines (I am an addict).
Seriously... what the fuck is up with music these days? I don't get it...
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
>_<
I think of dirty things upon seeing or hearing these lyrics. Like... I have a German friend who in which whenever he came with the family to run errands he would dance to this song in his seat every time it came on. He invented a little dance for it (I am guessing you probably know what he does with his hands for "You're in and you're out").
ಠ_ಠ
Now I hate the song and it made me hate female singers even more. Katy Perry is untalented and I was so angry to see her plastered all over one of my Seventeen magazines (I am an addict).
Seriously... what the fuck is up with music these days? I don't get it...
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Ads
"1 Super secret tip to help lose your unwanted pounds"
"Meet Canadian singles here on Lavalife!"
"Buy the new John Mayer album Battle Studies! Available at stores near you"
WHAT IS THIS?!
First of all... I am not fat, i am not looking to start a relationship online and I HATE JOHN MAYER! (and all of that other weird new music that hormonally charged teenagers force into their skulls with those stupid headphones that I myself bought two pairs (in which both have been broken)
>_<
Anyway... enough of that horseshit
I can't stand seeing ads on my computer screen, like for example I noticed this on the side of my e-mail that I was composing...
Music Promotion
Entertainment Business Management. One year at Vancouver Film School.
vfs.com/ebm
I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT MUSIC PROMOTION!
I HATE VANCOUVER!
BUSINESS IS BORING!
GAH!
Seriously... it would be so nice if we could all live for one single bloody day without seeing an ad.
The other day while I was sitting down eating pizza at my favorite pizza place in the world I was reading my school's newspaper. I read it for two reasons... my friend's brother is a photographer and this one person in my creative writing class sometimes has his cartoons put up (highly amusing cartoons btw). Just as I was about to finish off one piece I saw a discrete boutique ad on the right hand page where my hand was resting. I looked at it, back at my pizza then back at the page. I was all like...
no
just...
no.
<_<
"Meet Canadian singles here on Lavalife!"
"Buy the new John Mayer album Battle Studies! Available at stores near you"
WHAT IS THIS?!
First of all... I am not fat, i am not looking to start a relationship online and I HATE JOHN MAYER! (and all of that other weird new music that hormonally charged teenagers force into their skulls with those stupid headphones that I myself bought two pairs (in which both have been broken)
>_<
Anyway... enough of that horseshit
I can't stand seeing ads on my computer screen, like for example I noticed this on the side of my e-mail that I was composing...
Music Promotion
Entertainment Business Management. One year at Vancouver Film School.
vfs.com/ebm
I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT MUSIC PROMOTION!
I HATE VANCOUVER!
BUSINESS IS BORING!
GAH!
Seriously... it would be so nice if we could all live for one single bloody day without seeing an ad.
The other day while I was sitting down eating pizza at my favorite pizza place in the world I was reading my school's newspaper. I read it for two reasons... my friend's brother is a photographer and this one person in my creative writing class sometimes has his cartoons put up (highly amusing cartoons btw). Just as I was about to finish off one piece I saw a discrete boutique ad on the right hand page where my hand was resting. I looked at it, back at my pizza then back at the page. I was all like...
no
just...
no.
<_<
People Getting on the Bus
Bunch of jerks imo...
Like, this woman pushed past me to get that one empty seat that I want ever so badly. I cannot stand sitting by other people unless they are people I know, otherwise...
NO!
COME ON WOMAN! WHY DID YOU SHOVE ME? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?
D<
A little thing called COURTESY people!
Like, this woman pushed past me to get that one empty seat that I want ever so badly. I cannot stand sitting by other people unless they are people I know, otherwise...
NO!
COME ON WOMAN! WHY DID YOU SHOVE ME? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?
D<
A little thing called COURTESY people!
Overweight people wearing leggings
COME ON ALREADY!
I don't need the image of a fat girl wearing super tight neon pink leggings haunting my mind.
350 pounds of vaseline shoved into a garbage bag.
D:
Like... I saw this girl from my old school (super big BITCH tbh) wearing them and I was all like...
OH GOD SOMEONE RUB A BLEACH SOAKED RAG IN MY EYES PLEASE!
No... just
No.
I don't need the image of a fat girl wearing super tight neon pink leggings haunting my mind.
350 pounds of vaseline shoved into a garbage bag.
D:
Like... I saw this girl from my old school (super big BITCH tbh) wearing them and I was all like...
OH GOD SOMEONE RUB A BLEACH SOAKED RAG IN MY EYES PLEASE!
No... just
No.
Girl with a fake tan
There is this one girl I saw at my bus stop with this hideous fake tan.
The sight of it made me choke on my own stomach juice, which burned my precious neck meat.
She also had disgusting red hair which looked like a stretched out cat carcass that was laid upon her head.
Like... ugh
Gross.
:''|
The sight of it made me choke on my own stomach juice, which burned my precious neck meat.
She also had disgusting red hair which looked like a stretched out cat carcass that was laid upon her head.
Like... ugh
Gross.
:''|
Twilight
So... they other day i saw that I had sparkles on both of my hands that came from the stupid soap in the upstairs bathroom. I was trying to scrub them off with a cloth but they would NOT COME OFF! I was thinking to myself... "Am I slowly transforming into a vampire faggot fairy?"
This experience gave me night terrors...
D:
That Kristen...or Kyristen... IDFC WHO SHE IS is a terrible actor! I now hate Adventureland just because of this stupid movie.
Robert Patison... Pattison? Oh god...
YOU ARE CONTRIBUTING TO GLOBAL WARMING BY USING TOO MUCH DAMN HAIRSPRAY!
Stop it already... GOSH!
(Plus, you make the "grunge" style look really bad)
*sexiest style EVER imo.
Moving on...
Oh... that Taylor... or should I say GAYLOR! (ooh lame joke right there).
Anyway I really don't find this guy attractive. I don't understand why a bunch of horny teenage girls wet their panties over this pathetic excuse for a person.
Stephanie Meyer and those guys should feel bad.
<_<
This experience gave me night terrors...
D:
That Kristen...or Kyristen... IDFC WHO SHE IS is a terrible actor! I now hate Adventureland just because of this stupid movie.
Robert Patison... Pattison? Oh god...
YOU ARE CONTRIBUTING TO GLOBAL WARMING BY USING TOO MUCH DAMN HAIRSPRAY!
Stop it already... GOSH!
(Plus, you make the "grunge" style look really bad)
*sexiest style EVER imo.
Moving on...
Oh... that Taylor... or should I say GAYLOR! (ooh lame joke right there).
Anyway I really don't find this guy attractive. I don't understand why a bunch of horny teenage girls wet their panties over this pathetic excuse for a person.
Stephanie Meyer and those guys should feel bad.
<_<
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