Ads

"1 Super secret tip to help lose your unwanted pounds"
"Meet Canadian singles here on Lavalife!"
"Buy the new John Mayer album Battle Studies! Available at stores near you"

WHAT IS THIS?!

First of all... I am not fat, i am not looking to start a relationship online and I HATE JOHN MAYER! (and all of that other weird new music that hormonally charged teenagers force into their skulls with those stupid headphones that I myself bought two pairs (in which both have been broken)

>_<

Anyway... enough of that horseshit

I can't stand seeing ads on my computer screen, like for example I noticed this on the side of my e-mail that I was composing...

Music Promotion
Entertainment Business Management. One year at Vancouver Film School.
vfs.com/ebm

I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT MUSIC PROMOTION!
I HATE VANCOUVER!
BUSINESS IS BORING!

GAH!

Seriously... it would be so nice if we could all live for one single bloody day without seeing an ad.

The other day while I was sitting down eating pizza at my favorite pizza place in the world I was reading my school's newspaper. I read it for two reasons... my friend's brother is a photographer and this one person in my creative writing class sometimes has his cartoons put up (highly amusing cartoons btw). Just as I was about to finish off one piece I saw a discrete boutique ad on the right hand page where my hand was resting. I looked at it, back at my pizza then back at the page. I was all like...

no

just...

no.

<_<